*I'll update after finals. I'm super serious.
She Broke My Heart
(Updated 10/13/08)
Karim Was A Simple Man
(Updated 9/11/08)
Don't Pretend Like You Care About Swimming
(Updated 8/17/08)
The Labia Debacle
Written By: Charmaine Locklin
(Updated 7/09/08)
Sad But True
(Updated 5/15/08)
I Shouldn't Discuss Politics
(Updated 5/08/08)
This Is What Lazy People Do
(Updated 5/01/08)
The Day I Discovered Porn
(Updated 4/24/08)
I Suppose Not All Reality T.V. Is Bad
(Updated 4/10/08)
I Reflect In The Shower, Again
(Updated 4/02/08)
Like Santa
(Updated 3/27/08)
Does She Spitz-er Does She Swallow?
(Updated 3/19/08)
Business As Usual
(Updated 3/13/08)
KarimPie.com, A Haven For Perverts And Racists
(Updated 3/06/08)
All The Cool Kids Take HGH
(Updated 2/29/08)
Someone Answers My Question
(Updated 2/29/08)
I Reflect In The Shower
(Updated 2/22/08)
I Didn't Do These Things
(Updated 2/19/08)
Charmaine <3's A Porker
Written By: Charmaine Locklin
(Updated 2/15/08)
Even As A Child I Was An Evil Genius
(Updated 2/12/08)
Dear Drunk Karim
(Updated 2/04/08)
I'm Capable Of Love
(Updated 1/30/08)
Diversity, What A Waste Of Time
(Updated 1/24/08)
Up In Flames
(Updated 1/17/08)
I Don't Care
(Updated 1/09/08)
An Awk-Word Of Advice... Was That Pun Forced Or What
(Updated 1/05/08)
New Year's Resolutions For KarimPie.com
(Updated 12/31/07)
Would You Look At The Time
(Updated 12/24/07)
There Are Two Types Of People In The World...
(Updated 12/19/07)
13 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Reality T.V.
(Updated 12/11/07)
Immediate Hatred
(Updated 12/05/07)
So Many Bowl Games, Such Little Time
(Updated 11/29/07)
Soulja Boy Needs To Learn How To Spell
(Updated 11/22/07)
Gene Simmons Can KISS My Ass
(Updated 11/17/07)
If You Don't Hate Clowns, The Terrorist Win
(Updated 11/14/07)
I Guess I Really Am a Bad Person
(Updated 11/08/07)
Fuck You, My Site Isn't Vulgar
(Updated 11/06/07)
The Penguin
(Updated 11/01/07)
I Piss Me Off
(Updated 10/27/07)
If You're Over 65, Please Die
(Updated 10/23/07)
Grindhouse Entertainment
(Updated 10/21/07)
You Laugh, And I Die A Little Inside...
(Updated 10/20/07)
The Asshole Who Stole My Name
(Updated 10/20/07)