*I'll update after finals. I'm super serious.

She Broke My Heart
(Updated 10/13/08)

Karim Was A Simple Man
(Updated 9/11/08)

Don't Pretend Like You Care About Swimming
(Updated 8/17/08)

The Labia Debacle
Written By: Charmaine Locklin
(Updated 7/09/08)

Sad But True
(Updated 5/15/08)

I Shouldn't Discuss Politics
(Updated 5/08/08)

This Is What Lazy People Do
(Updated 5/01/08)

The Day I Discovered Porn
(Updated 4/24/08)

I Suppose Not All Reality T.V. Is Bad
(Updated 4/10/08)

I Reflect In The Shower, Again
(Updated 4/02/08)

Like Santa
(Updated 3/27/08)

Does She Spitz-er Does She Swallow?
(Updated 3/19/08)

Business As Usual
(Updated 3/13/08)

KarimPie.com, A Haven For Perverts And Racists
(Updated 3/06/08)

All The Cool Kids Take HGH
(Updated 2/29/08)

Someone Answers My Question
(Updated 2/29/08)

I Reflect In The Shower
(Updated 2/22/08)

I Didn't Do These Things
(Updated 2/19/08)

Charmaine <3's A Porker
Written By: Charmaine Locklin
(Updated 2/15/08)

Even As A Child I Was An Evil Genius
(Updated 2/12/08)

Dear Drunk Karim
(Updated 2/04/08)

I'm Capable Of Love
(Updated 1/30/08)

Diversity, What A Waste Of Time
(Updated 1/24/08)

Up In Flames
(Updated 1/17/08)

I Don't Care
(Updated 1/09/08)

An Awk-Word Of Advice... Was That Pun Forced Or What
(Updated 1/05/08)

New Year's Resolutions For KarimPie.com
(Updated 12/31/07)

Would You Look At The Time
(Updated 12/24/07)

There Are Two Types Of People In The World...
(Updated 12/19/07)

13 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Reality T.V.
(Updated 12/11/07)

Immediate Hatred
(Updated 12/05/07)

So Many Bowl Games, Such Little Time
(Updated 11/29/07)

Soulja Boy Needs To Learn How To Spell
(Updated 11/22/07)

Gene Simmons Can KISS My Ass
(Updated 11/17/07)

If You Don't Hate Clowns, The Terrorist Win
(Updated 11/14/07)

I Guess I Really Am a Bad Person
(Updated 11/08/07)

Fuck You, My Site Isn't Vulgar
(Updated 11/06/07)

The Penguin
(Updated 11/01/07)

I Piss Me Off
(Updated 10/27/07)

If You're Over 65, Please Die
(Updated 10/23/07)

Grindhouse Entertainment
(Updated 10/21/07)

You Laugh, And I Die A Little Inside...
(Updated 10/20/07)

The Asshole Who Stole My Name
(Updated 10/20/07)