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Fuck clowns.
No, seriously… Fuck clowns.
What have clowns contributed to society? Jack shit, that’s what. Let’s list all the prominent clowns of our generation. Ronald McDonald: That pedophile single handedly caused the obesity epidemic in our country. Bozo: He’s a douche-cock. Did you ever see anyone make the ball in the last bucket? Didn’t think so. John Wayne Gasey: Killed people. Carrot Top: Not sure if he’s a clown, but no one likes him regardless. That about covers it.
I could never figure out why kids giggle and shit themselves in the presence of a clown. Clowns are creepy, not funny. They always have quirky names like Bobo or Bubbles or Cumguzzler. They look retarded. What self respecting individual willingly puts on attire that makes you look like something out of Dr. Seuss’ wet dream. Choosing a career path as a clown is tantamount of saying “I make bad decisions.”
Sorry Bubbles, you should have studied harder in school... bitch.