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I’m that guy you meet and you think to yourself, “What a smug self centered douche bag. He’s not even funny, he thinks he’s funny but he’s really not. What the fuck is up with that nose, it’s enormous. I wonder if he has a big dick? Yeah, he probably has a big dick, with a nose like that. What a fucking douche. Did I leave the iron on? Shit I think I left the iron on. That can’t be good. I mean it can’t start a fire but it definitely can’t be good. Is my room mate home? Probably not, that whore. Oh no, is that a hang nail? Damn it I think it is. I hate hang nails. Yeah, he definitely has a big dick.”
Why should I care?
You shouldn’t.
What’s the point of this website?
I’m trying to figure that one out myself.
Don’t you have anything better to do in your free time?
Clearly I don’t.
Do you really have a big dick?
No, it’s surprisingly small. Not only is it disproportionate to the rest of my body, it suffers from performance anxiety.
Why did you blatantly rip off Maddox?
I don’t get how big white text and a black background is ripping someone off. Aesthetically my site is very much like Maddox, I knew that when I designed it. The reason: it's easy to read and navigate. If that makes me a hack because I used a simple design scheme even though someone else did it first, then fuck it I’m a hack. As for the cynical attitude, if I copied Maddox then he copied Lewis Black and Andrew Dice Clay and David Cross and Bill Hicks and George Carlin and Greg Giraldo and you get the point. A cynical schtick is nothing new…
As far as content, if you can actually cite one example where I copy Maddox, I'll take my site down.
Your site looks gay.
That’s not a question ass clown.
Okay, why does your gay site look gay?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Isn’t that a line from Family Guy?
You watch too much T.V.
Why is your site called KarimPie.com?
If you don’t get the blatant sexual innuendo associated with my website, I probably don’t want to talk to you. I went with KarimPie because I figured the people who are dumb enough to read this shit are simple minded folks; immature assholes who probably still giggle at words like penis and vagina… heh
How often is this site updated?
Not sure yet, whenever I get free time I suppose, maybe once or twice a month.