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<description>Disappointing Perverts Who Can't Spell Since 2007</description>
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<title>I Shouldn't Discuss Politics</title>
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<title>This Is What Lazy People Do</title>
<description>Give me a break, finals were tough...</description>
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<title>The Day I Discovered Porn</title>
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<title>I Suppose Not All Reality T.V. Is Bad</title>
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<title>I Reflect In The Shower, Again</title>
<description>I do a little soul searching once again...</description>
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<title>Like Santa</title>
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<title>Does She Spitz-er Does She Swallow?</title>
<description>That was an awful pun...</description>
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<title>Business As Usual</title>
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<title>KarimPie.com, A Haven For Perverts And Racists</title>
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<title>All The Cool Kids Take HGH</title>
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<title>Someone Answers My Question</title>
<description>I get a response to my question...</description>
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<title>I Reflect In The Shower</title>
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<title>I Didn't Do These Things</title>
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<title>Charmaine Hearts A Porker</title>
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<title>Even As A Child I Was An Evil Genius</title>
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<title>Dear Drunk Karim</title>
<description>My Sober self writes my Drunk self a letter...</description>
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<title>I'm Capable Of Love</title>
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<title>Diversity, What A Waste Of Time</title>
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<title>Up In Flames</title>
<description>I normally don't like posting about stories that have happened a while ago...</description>
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<title>I Don't Care</title>
<description>I'll make this short and sweet. I don't care.</description>
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<title>An Awk-Word Of Advice... Was That Pun Forced Or What</title>
<description>I appreciate the finer points of awkward moments.</description>
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<title>New Year's Resolutions For KarimPie.com</title>
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<title>Would You Look At The Time</title>
<description>Fundamentalist Christians, look what time it is...</description>
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<title>There Are Two Types Of People In The World...</title>
<description>There Are Two Types Of People...</description>
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<title>13 Things I would Rather Do Than Watch Reality T.V.</title>
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<title>Immediate Hatred</title>
<description>Have you ever hated someone, for no reason what so ever?</description>
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<title>So Many Bowl Games, Such Little Time</title>
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<title>Soulja Boy Needs To Learn How To Spell</title>
<description>Who is Soulja Boy? He is living proof that you don't need talent or basic life skills to succeed.</description>
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<title>Gene Simmons Can KISS My Ass</title>
<description>If you don't know who Gene Simmons is...</description>
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<title>If You Don't Hate Clowns, The Terrorist Win</title>
<description>Fuck Clowns...</description>
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<title>I Guess I Really Am a Bad Person</title>
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<title>Fuck You, My Site Isn't Vulgar</title>
<description>Since I am now starting to get a healthy and steady amount of traffic through this website...</description>
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<title>The Penguin</title>
<description>I grew up believing Disneyland was the most magical place on Earth...</description>
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<title>I Piss Me Off</title>
<description>You know what really pisses me off...</description>
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<title>If You're Over 65, Please Die</title>
<description>Why are old people so old, and wrinkly, and old?</description>
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<title>Grindhouse Entertainment</title>
<description>What happens when you get 3 like minded college students who are bored and have nothing to do and you add just a hint of alcohol to the mix?</description>
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<title>You Laugh, And I Die A Little Inside</title>
<description>Here's a neat little fact...</description>
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<title>The Asshole Who Stole My Name</title>
<description>Bored in class, I decided...</description>
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