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Midterms are bearing down on me so I apologize for this excuse of an update. Most of the traffic for this site comes from word of mouth or other websites, I rarely get hits from Google, probably because my site offers nothing of substance, in essence it’s pointless. But the search terms that do link to my website are kind of disturbing, it makes me wonder the type of people this website actually appeals to. Here are some of the keywords that people typed in Google to get to my site (if you people are reading this, shame on you):
nose douche – Is there a such thing as a nose douche? I feel bad for people who are afflicted with a disorder that requires the douching of one’s nose.
is soulja boy retarded – I don’t know, is he?
soulja boy is retarded – Indeed he is. I got a lot of hits from Google by people either questioning the mental state of Soulja Boy, or affirming his retardivity.
fucking fundamentalist Christians – Yeah, fuck those cunts.
spears pussy – She’s ugly, there are so many other pussies you could search for, why hers?
asshole pie – Sounds tasty…
monkey spanker us store - No comment...
jesus needs to shut up – I think he’s dead.
christians need to shut up – That’s more general. What’s with all the Christian bashing, I have nothing against most Christians, unlike the blacks and the Jews. I kid I kid… I love black people.
bootymeat – Nothing like a little bootymeat to start the day off right.
niggers spics jew bags – The fact that a string of racial slurs directed someone to my website makes me feel dirty. Honestly I’m not even that racist, I hate everyone equally. If anything, I’m racist towards Pakistanis more than any other race. “Fuck you, you fucking terrorist, and tell Mom I said hi.”
I was beginning to lose faith in this website, and felt like I had created a burden to society. This was later affirmed by some fan mail I received:
From: Howard Chapman
To: kdhanji@purdue.edu
Reply-to: Howard Chapman
Subject: I Love You but I love me more
Kaydanji - cool name
Sounds like something we should be smoking........... Hey! gottenni of dat Columbian Kaydanji shit?
I don't care if you walk around all day holding your penis..... I like your style
Chappo
I on the other hand don’t like your style Chappo… I don’t like your style one bit. Oh and P.S., fuck all the people that think I’m trying to be like Maddox, I'm not trying to be like anyone but myself, a black background and big white text doesn’t mean I’m emulating someone else’s material, idiots.