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You know what really pisses me off, when random pricks think they are qualified to start websites where they rant and talk about shit that pisses them off. You’ll have to excuse me while I cross this imaginary line of hypocrisy.
Now where was I… Oh yeah, fuck people like me. Fuck all the assholes, including myself, who take time out of their lives to write shit that will go unread. Fuck all the assholes, and this includes you, that read this shit and give assholes like me a false sense of eminence. Everyone is an asshole. Me, you, your mom, your cat Mittens, everyone.
Everyone from withered old hags to whiney pre-pubescent runts, has some variant of a blog or xanga. The qualifications for starting a blog are modest. You need a computer, an internet connection, and must be dumb enough to believe that anyone actually gives a shit about what you have to say. The overall premise of these blogs can be lumped into 3 categories: 1) Emo kid whines about how much the world sucks and no one gets him. 2) Aspiring writer showcases his/her work. Other aspiring writers read it and get hard-ons because they have a commonality, they’re aspiring. 3) Someone who has a superiority complex thinks that they’re witty and wants to regale people with stories and satire (welcome to karimpie.com). The end result is usually a half-assed mess that goes unnoticed.
I make me sick.