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kard16: this guy *points thumbs at self
jeffus006: holy shit you serious?
jeffus006: good fuckin job
kard16: yeah if i pull it off i might literally shit myself
jeffus006: haha
kard16: which is good and bad
kard16: good in the sense that i got a 4.0, bad in the sense that i have a pant full of shit
jeffus006: lol
jeffus006: so i heard you're livin behind harry's next year
kard16: and i turn 21
jeffus006: bye bye 4.0
kard16: the world is not ready for 21 year old Karim
jeffus006: lmao no shit
kard16: 18-20 year old Karim wasn't even widely beloved in the court of public opinion
jeffus006: i don't think your wallet is ready for it... you'll be broke
jeffus006: hahaha
kard16: is it narcissistic to laugh at your own jokes
kard16: i'm just saying cause a friend of mine
kard16: he was wondering
jeffus006: lol
kard16: i'm fucking hungry
kard16: is the dairy queen in Milan still open
jeffus006: so fuckin eat
jeffus006: lol no
kard16: damn, i woulda came by
kard16: seen the horse shit town you call home
jeffus006: lol... you're such an ass
kard16: possibly play a banjo and eat a squirrel
jeffus006: that's us!
kard16: the sights and sounds of Milan
kard16: i should make a commercial for your town
jeffus006: hahaha... not many of those
jeffus006: do it!
kard16: "come to gorgeous Milan Indiana, the home of Yatsko and Jeff and Talon and other hicks."
kard16: "we love Jesus, but hate the blacks."
jeffus006: HAH!
jeffus006: lol
jeffus006: you forgot the jews.. don't leave them out
kard16: knock knock
jeffus006: who's there?
kard16: the gestapo
jeffus006: lmao
kard16: ILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!
kard16: ass
jeffus006: haha
kard16: you were suppose to say the gestapo who
jeffus006: the gestapo who?
kard16: and I was suppose to interrupt with my line
kard16: fuck it, it works better in person
jeffus006: ohhhh
jeffus006: i see
jeffus006: lmao
kard16: you ruined the genius that is my comedy
kard16: if you hadn't fucked it up
kard16: that would have been comic gold
kard16: i would have shit my pants
kard16: good in the sense that it was comedic gold, bad in the sense that i have a pant full of shit
jeffus006: lol
jeffus006: you're lovin that line
kard16: i'll eventually use it on my site
kard16: i'm feeling it out
jeffus006: i see
jeffus006: that is comic gold btw
kard16: questions comments?
jeffus006: i laugh my ass off every visit
jeffus006: keep it up
kard16: yes you, the one that eats squirrels
jeffus006: lol
kard16: see what i did there, i was pretending we were at a press conference
kard16: jesus it should be illegal to be this smart
jeffus006: smart is what you're callin it huh?
kard16: it's one of the many adjectives i would use to describe it
kard16: clever and witty are also viable options
kard16: erotically sexy is also acceptable
jeffus006: no... not that one
jeffus006: sorry
kard16: how about wetness inducing intelligence
jeffus006: i like it more...
kard16: this one is a bit more accurate
kard16: arrogant to the point of annoyingness?
jeffus006: nailed it!
kard16: fuck yeah, what do i win?
jeffus006: 30 virgins
jeffus006: lmao
kard16: it's 72 asshole
jeffus006: after you die tho
jeffus006: oh
jeffus006: shit
kard16: yeah fuck you, Allah doesn't appreciate that
jeffus006: me and my ill-informed christian ass
kard16: yo I can't think of anything to write tonight, i'm posting this up on my site
jeffus006: lol ok
kard16: this is the fucking high point of my week
kard16: talking to Jeff online
kard16: from Milan Indiana
kard16: fuck me
This isn’t worthy of its own post, but I had to share. Some of the search terms that people typed to get to my website this month were pretty funny, these were the best:
masturbating at the tanning salon
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Seriously guys, shame on you.