The Asshole Who Stole My Name

Bored in class, I decided to go to www.KarimDhanji.com for shits and giggles, and stumbled upon some bald real estate agent in Canada who had the exact same name as me. I was filled with emotions that ranged from glee, frustration, anger, and horniness. I decided to contact him and emailed him saying:

>you stole my name you asshole. I want it back... NOW!!! i can't
>share it


To my surprise he emailed me back with this gem:

>From: KARIM DHANJI
>To: Karim Dhanji
>Date: Oct 20, 2007 1:54 AM
>Subject: Re: You have received a new Contact lead from karimdhanji.com

>I'am glad you cannot use it. Now fuck off you asshole. Go bug someone
>you son of a bitch.


To which I responded:

>i'm sorry i was so harsh, we shouldn't be fighting, i mean we have the
>same name bro, we should be friends and embrace it. I love you...
>aside from your broken English and bald head…


No response :(