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Who is Soulja Boy? He is living proof that you don’t need talent or basic life skills to succeed. I wouldn’t call Soulja Boy retarded because that would be offensive to retarded people, and I don’t need retards sending me retarded hate mail. I would say that Soulja Boy is as stupid as Michael Vick attending a PETA convention. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been at a party and “Crank Dat” gets played, and every moron in the room does that ridiculous dance, and at that moment the idiocy of my generation becomes tangible and I can see it in the form of a room full of dumb asses super manning hoes.
Allow me to illustrate my point, here are some lyrics off of his CD (this is straight from his website, I left the spelling intact):
“When it comes to pullin’ chicks
I’m the chick puller
After the show you could meet at the hotel
Hotel everybody everybody does she know?
Oh well”
“Im ready for wateva if you know wat I mean
Come hur lil shawty you dat bootymeat queen
Bootymeat in my face even when I B Talkin
All da gurls love me and dey straight up b stalkin“
“Spit YAHHH YAHH TRICK! and your friend YAHH YAHH TOO!
Aint got time for chit chat I’m tryin to get this money
So get up out my face, you doodoo head dummy”
And there you have it folks, doodoo head dummy. Poor reading and math scores, poverty, and the declining value of the dollar can all be linked to Soulja Boy. Way to go dumb ass, you ruined America.